These people aren't your friends, they're paid to kiss your feet.
Radiohead

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It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?.
Monty Python

She was funny, warm, solicitous, caring, kind -- everything you want out of a good friend.
Leslie Howle

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
Tennessee Williams

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Unknown

If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.
Unknown

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
Unknown

quote142 Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends?
By: Chi Chi Rodriguez

quote111 A good friend is as rare as a left-handed person in a world filled with right-handed people. He simply stands out!
By: by Shane VJ Stoffels

quote57 Good bye, proud world! Iím going home, Thou art not my friend, I am not thine.
By: Ralph Waldo Emerson

quote153 When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.
By: Anon.

quote148 Chandler : All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
By: Friends Chandler Saying

And it's kind of spooky to be singing about him, you know, your friend who's gone, and then have him play this shredding, amazing guitar solo.
Chad Kroeger

Friends are needed both for joy and for sorrow.
Samuel Paterson

True friendship consists not in the multitude of friends, but in their worth and value.
Ben Jonson

Every human being must find his own way to cope with severe loss, and the only job of a true friend is to facilitate whatever method he chooses.
Caleb Carr

A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True friends stay together And never said goodbye.
Unknown

quote99 Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.
By: Linda Talley

quote65 Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
By: Unknown

quote33 If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
By: Stone Temple Pilots

quote77 Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
By: Phyllis Diller

quote154 A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure.
By: Tony Orlando

Where does all the fake love come from? Is it them or is it me?.
Unknown

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Johnny Carson

Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends.
Unknown

It is easy to say how we love new friends, and what we think of them, but words can never trace out all the fibers that knit us to the old.
George Eliot

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you.
Unknown

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