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It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?.
Monty Python
She was funny, warm, solicitous, caring, kind -- everything you want out of a good friend.
Leslie Howle
Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
Tennessee Williams
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Unknown
If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.
Unknown
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
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Betrayal is the only truth that sticks.
Arthur Miller
While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil.
John Taylor
For six years, every summer and every weekend, I was in the middle of their lives. Some of those guys have been buddies, competitors and friends since they were 4-years old. I think that's probably 75 percent of why they have done what they've done. They are brothers.
Collis Temple Jr
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer
You are kidding. Russ and I were good friends. I was sorry to learn that he passed away.
David Brown
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A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.
Dave Matthews Band
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.
Bill Bryson
To keep a new friend, never break with the old.
Russian Proverb
You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.
Joan Jett
Do not save your loving speeches for your friends till they are dead. Do not write them on their tombstones, speak them rather now instead.
Anna Cummins