A real friend is like an angel who warms you by her presence and remembers you in her prayers.
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It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?.
Monty Python

She was funny, warm, solicitous, caring, kind -- everything you want out of a good friend.
Leslie Howle

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
Tennessee Williams

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Unknown

If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.
Unknown

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
Unknown

quote1 "The trick is not to die for a friend, but to find a friend worth dying for."""
By: Unknown

quote23 ROSE IS A FLOWER, THAT STAYS FOR AN HOUR. BUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP HAS THE POWER THAT WILL STAYS FOR EVER ........Happy birthday my best friend.
By: Unknown

quote203 Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for his life.
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quote90 The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness, to an opponent, tolerance, to a friend, your heart, to your child, a good example, to a father, deference, to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you, to yourself, respect, to all men, charity.
By: Unknown

Whatever your life's work is, do it well. A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island..to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing.
Baltasar Gracian

"Julianne:"It is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor."
Michael:"Dance? You can't dance.When did you learn how to dance?"
Julianne:"I've got moves you've never seen."
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My Best Friend's Wedding

Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends, for it is one of God's best gifts. It involves many things, but above all, the power of going out of one's self, and appreciating whatever is noble and loving in another.
Thomas Hughes

I'm sorry for hurting my family, I'm sorry for hurting my friends. Please forgive me,
David Cruz

quote99 Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.
By: Linda Talley

quote65 Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
By: Unknown

quote33 If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
By: Stone Temple Pilots

quote77 Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
By: Phyllis Diller

quote154 A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure.
By: Tony Orlando

I asked God for a flower, and He gave me a garden. I asked Him for a tree amd He gave me a forest. I asked Him for a river and He gave me an ocean. I asked God for a friend and He gave me...YOU.
Unknown

A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn't make it any less weird though.
Orlando Bloom

For a man like this to tape him without his knowledge and use it this way is nothing short of betrayal.
Luc Lavoie

We heard about the Smiths later, through friends. What attracted us was how they could get across the meaning of the lyric through the tone of the vocal. A lot of bands just try to be catchy. The Smiths wanted to be more.
Spencer Smith

A real friend is like an angel who warms you by her presence and remembers you in her prayers.
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