Real friends are very special, but you have to be careful because sometimes you have a friend and you think they are made of rock, then suddenly you realise they're only made of sand. It's a terrible thing to go through life thinking that you have a rock on your side when you haven't.
Maria Callas

funny friend jokes



Share these quotes in your Facebook

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?.
Monty Python

She was funny, warm, solicitous, caring, kind -- everything you want out of a good friend.
Leslie Howle

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
Tennessee Williams

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Unknown

If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.
Unknown

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
Unknown

quote1 "The trick is not to die for a friend, but to find a friend worth dying for."""
By: Unknown

quote23 ROSE IS A FLOWER, THAT STAYS FOR AN HOUR. BUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP HAS THE POWER THAT WILL STAYS FOR EVER ........Happy birthday my best friend.
By: Unknown

quote203 Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for his life.
By: Unknown

quote90 The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness, to an opponent, tolerance, to a friend, your heart, to your child, a good example, to a father, deference, to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you, to yourself, respect, to all men, charity.
By: Unknown

From the backstabbing co-worker to the meddling sister-in-law, you are in charge of how you react to the people and events in your life. You can either give negativity power over your life or you can choose happiness instead. Take control and choose to focus on what is important in your life. Those who cannot live fully often become destroyers of life.
Anais Nin

Real friends are very special, but you have to be careful because sometimes you have a friend and you think they are made of rock, then suddenly you realise they're only made of sand. It's a terrible thing to go through life thinking that you have a rock on your side when you haven't.
Maria Callas

Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.
Henry Ward Beecher

I lost a lot of good friends.
Unknown

A am a great friend of public amusements, they keep people from vice.
Samuel Johnson

quote99 Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.
By: Linda Talley

quote65 Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
By: Unknown

quote33 If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
By: Stone Temple Pilots

quote77 Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
By: Phyllis Diller

quote154 A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure.
By: Tony Orlando

It's wrenching enough to lose the man who is your lover, your companion, your best friend, the father of your children, without losing yourself as well.
Lynn Caine

Fear not your enemies, for they can only kill you.Fear not your friends, for they can only betray you.Fear only the indifferent, who permit the killers and betrayers to walk safely on the earth.
Edward Yashinsky

Don't be dismayed at goodbyes, a farewell is necessary before you can meet again and meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends.
Richard Bach

You are one of the best things that's ever happened to me. You're my love and my best friend. And every day that goes by, it seems like I discover something new about you to love. It's incredible to me how one person can make such a big difference in my life. You touch my heart in a way I never knew before. I discover something new about you to love. It's incredible to me how one person can make such a big difference in my life..
Unknown

I am asking that all friends of Christian Coalition to continue their prayers for the victims of Hurricane Katrina, but at the same time to make tangible donations to Christian Coalition's Katrina Relief Effort. I believe that we can truly make a difference during this critical time.
Roberta Combs

Other quote beside funny friend jokes

A Dying Friend Sayinng Best bye friend good quote Best Friend Love Saying "Bad friend saying "A Real Friend Quote "Best Friend Poem and Quote "Bad friend quote "Best Friend Poem and Saying Best friend good bye saying A Real Friend Saying Best friend day poem saying Best friend myspace quote AXL rose lover friend quote "Thanks being friend page paperback quote Best bye friend good saying