funny friend joke
“[The successful, longtime partnerships almost always enjoy a true friendship, or at the very least an authentic regard for one another. In recent years, one thinks in particular of Love and Couples or Jos Maria Olazbal and Seve Ballesteros.] We can laugh at each other, ... In the World Cup I remember him whiffing a shot in a palmetto bush, and Joe [LaCava] and I were just laughing, and I would never do that to anyone else. I wasn't laughing because he whiffed it. It was just funny.”
“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.”
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
“My fair one, let us swear an eternal friendship.”
“The only rose without a thorn is friendship.”
By: Erica Jong
By: Pam Brown
By: Bernard Meltzer
Betrayal is the only truth that sticks.
True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves, found everywhere.
One day when you feel alone
Remember i'm at the end of a phone
I love you loads
And that must show
I want to let all the world to no
I have a friend,that is you
I love you for all you do
Your face so sweet and your heart so gentle
Keeping me together when i'm going mental
Telling me you love me and that you hold me tight
Being there for me even in the night
Thank you friend you mean a lot to me
Maybe now you'll see
How much you mean to me.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Could we see when and where we would meet again, we would be more tender when we bid our friends goodbye.
By: Linda Talley
By: Stone Temple Pilots
By: Phyllis Diller
By: Tony Orlando
I say that habit's but a long practice, friend, And this becomes men's nature in the end.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Friends are like credit cards,we need them forever...
Never cease loving a person, and never give up hope for him, for even the prodigal son who had fallen most low, could still be saved, the bitterest enemy and also he who was your friend could again be your friend, love that has grown cold can kindle.
Love is your life, your friend, your relative, your food and your everything. Heart that is filled with love can never be polluted. Love is nectarine. Once you fill it in your heart, the poison of evil will have no place in it.
Sri Sathya Sai Baba