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“[The successful, longtime partnerships almost always enjoy a true friendship, or at the very least an authentic regard for one another. In recent years, one thinks in particular of Love and Couples or Jos Maria Olazbal and Seve Ballesteros.] We can laugh at each other, ... In the World Cup I remember him whiffing a shot in a palmetto bush, and Joe [LaCava] and I were just laughing, and I would never do that to anyone else. I wasn't laughing because he whiffed it. It was just funny.”
Unknown

“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
Unknown

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.”
Robert Southey

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
Samuel Butler

“My fair one, let us swear an eternal friendship.”
Moliere

“The only rose without a thorn is friendship.”
Unknown

In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue. If we have enough friends, we may go on for years, intending to leave, talking about leaving - instead of actually getting up and leaving.
By: Erica Jong

Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only silence.
By: Pam Brown

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
By: Bernard Meltzer

We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
By: Unknown

Win new friends but keep the old. The first are silver; the latter gold.
Unknown

People don't die from carrying a fake handbag or wearing a fake t-shirt. They can die from taking a counterfeit medicine.
Howard Zucker

The best things in life come in threes,like friends,dreams,and memories.
Unknown

It's just awesome. My friends are just really not into it, but I keep telling them to give it a try. I think it's a once in a lifetime experience.
Nikolas Petrovski

True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
Edna Buchanan

Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.
By: Linda Talley

Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
By: Unknown

If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
By: Stone Temple Pilots

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
By: Phyllis Diller

A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure.
By: Tony Orlando

Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves and then we have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
Snoopy

Everyone is putting a brave face, but things are not what they seem and there is the normal backstabbing.
Peter Schmidt

Initially, I thought it would be quite relaxing because I play Jackie's friend. But I soon found out that it was tiring and dangerous even when I was just running beside him.
Tony Leung

I do not so much write a book as sit up with it, as with a dying friend.
Annie Dillard

Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.
Oliver Wendell Holmes