The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers.
Larry Flynt

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“[The successful, longtime partnerships almost always enjoy a true friendship, or at the very least an authentic regard for one another. In recent years, one thinks in particular of Love and Couples or Jos Maria Olazbal and Seve Ballesteros.] We can laugh at each other, ... In the World Cup I remember him whiffing a shot in a palmetto bush, and Joe [LaCava] and I were just laughing, and I would never do that to anyone else. I wasn't laughing because he whiffed it. It was just funny.”
Unknown

“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
Unknown

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.”
Robert Southey

“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
Samuel Butler

“My fair one, let us swear an eternal friendship.”
Moliere

“The only rose without a thorn is friendship.”
Unknown

quote241 In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue. If we have enough friends, we may go on for years, intending to leave, talking about leaving - instead of actually getting up and leaving.
By: Erica Jong

quote223 Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only silence.
By: Pam Brown

quote93 A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
By: Bernard Meltzer

quote29 We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
By: Unknown

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to act in special cases, but who give us, out of themselves, the ardent spirit and desire to act right, and leave us then, even through many blunders, to find out what our own form of right action is.
Phillip Brooks

Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship; and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
Charles Caleb Colton

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
Abraham Lincoln

When you arise in the morning, give thanks for the morning light, for your life and strength. Give thanks for your food, and the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies with yourself.
Tecumseh Shawnee Chief

A friend is a hand that is always holding yours, no matter how close or far apart you may be. A friend is someone who is always there and will always, always care. A friend is a feeling of forever in the heart.
Unknown

quote99 Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.
By: Linda Talley

quote65 Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
By: Unknown

quote33 If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
By: Stone Temple Pilots

quote77 Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
By: Phyllis Diller

quote154 A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure.
By: Tony Orlando

Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only silence.
Pam Brown

These guys are so awesome. We have a really good team. That's one reason I wish I wasn't a senior. We are all really good friends and we always stay positive.
Matt Garza

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.
Len Wein

Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
Unknown

I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy.Let's face it,friends make life a lot more fun.
Charles R. Swindoll

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