funny friend joke
“[The successful, longtime partnerships almost always enjoy a true friendship, or at the very least an authentic regard for one another. In recent years, one thinks in particular of Love and Couples or Jos Maria Olazbal and Seve Ballesteros.] We can laugh at each other, ... In the World Cup I remember him whiffing a shot in a palmetto bush, and Joe [LaCava] and I were just laughing, and I would never do that to anyone else. I wasn't laughing because he whiffed it. It was just funny.”
“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.”
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
“My fair one, let us swear an eternal friendship.”
“The only rose without a thorn is friendship.”
By: Erica Jong
By: Pam Brown
By: Bernard Meltzer
Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends.
This is the best birthday present that I have got in my life. I'm going to turn 40 and I will never forget this one.
To laugh often and much;to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;to appreciate beauty;to find the best in others;to leave the world a bit better,whether by a healthy child,a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.This is to have succeeded.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I lost a good friend here six years ago.
It was awesome, the best trip I've been on. I came back telling stories to all my friends.
By: Linda Talley
By: Stone Temple Pilots
By: Phyllis Diller
By: Tony Orlando
Even though I didn't become famous like I wanted, I still love life and people. I have millions of friends.
It's wrenching enough to lose the man who is your lover, your companion, your best friend, the father of your children, without losing yourself as well.
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
I told him I'm sorry. You just never want to beat your best friend knowing that they bowled a better game. I was just fortunate today. The breaks went my way.
Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.