funny friend joke
“[The successful, longtime partnerships almost always enjoy a true friendship, or at the very least an authentic regard for one another. In recent years, one thinks in particular of Love and Couples or Jos Maria Olazbal and Seve Ballesteros.] We can laugh at each other, ... In the World Cup I remember him whiffing a shot in a palmetto bush, and Joe [LaCava] and I were just laughing, and I would never do that to anyone else. I wasn't laughing because he whiffed it. It was just funny.”
“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.”
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
“My fair one, let us swear an eternal friendship.”
“The only rose without a thorn is friendship.”
By: Erica Jong
By: Pam Brown
By: Bernard Meltzer
The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to act in special cases, but who give us, out of themselves, the ardent spirit and desire to act right, and leave us then, even through many blunders, to find out what our own form of right action is.
Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship; and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
Charles Caleb Colton
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
When you arise in the morning, give thanks for the morning light, for your life and strength. Give thanks for your food, and the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies with yourself.
Tecumseh Shawnee Chief
A friend is a hand that is always holding yours, no matter how close or far apart you may be. A friend is someone who is always there and will always, always care. A friend is a feeling of forever in the heart.
By: Linda Talley
By: Stone Temple Pilots
By: Phyllis Diller
By: Tony Orlando
Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only silence.
These guys are so awesome. We have a really good team. That's one reason I wish I wasn't a senior. We are all really good friends and we always stay positive.
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.
Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
I cannot even imagine where I would be today were it not for that handful of friends who have given me a heart full of joy.Let's face it,friends make life a lot more fun.
Charles R. Swindoll