The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.
Jon Stewart

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There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
Unknown

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.
Robert Southey

Though we drifted apart in distance I still think of you as being right here. And although we have many new friends, it is our friendship that means the most to me.
Unknown

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance, they make the latitudes and longitudes.
Henry David Thoreau

The shortest distance between new friends is a smile.
Unknown

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes.
Henry David Thoreau

quote127 The best things in life come in threes,like friends,dreams,and memories.
By: Unknown

quote121 What you lend is lost, when you ask for it back, you may find a friend made an enemy by your kindness. If you begin to press him further, you have the choice of two things--either to lose your loan or lose your friend. [Lat., Si quis mutuum quid dederit, sit pro proprio perditum, Cum repetas, inimicum amicum beneficio invenis tuo. Si mage exigere cupias, duarum rerum exoritur optio, Vel illud, quod credideris perdas, vel illum amicum, amiseris.]
By: Plautus


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quote163 Just Friends

Even though we are not together
I care about you more than ever
When we talk I feel so close to you
I don't know what I'm supposed to do

I have almost forgotten what you did to me
I was hurting in every part of me
I was sad knowing this is how it came to be
But now I am happy that you are there for me

I gave you my tears
I gave you my heart
You made me happy
Right from the start

When I write this now
I start to think
How happy you make me
For you and only you I must thank


By: by Gary R. Hess

quote118 "Julianne:""Michael... I love you.I've loved you for nine years,I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it,and... well,now I'm just scared.So,I realize this comes at a very inopportune time but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you.Choose me.Marry me.Let me make you happy.Oh,that sounds like three favors,doesn't it?"""
By: My Best Friend's Wedding

A friend is the inspiration in you when you have lost all hope, and they bring out a world inside of you that you never knew you had.
by Tiffany Maynard

Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.
Unknown

We beat them twice in the regular season, but that doesn't matter now. We are all friends, but it goes away when you are on the court.
Ryan Sims

You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.
Joan Jett

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Johnny Carson

quote99 Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.
By: Linda Talley

quote65 Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
By: Unknown

quote33 If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
By: Stone Temple Pilots

quote77 Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
By: Phyllis Diller

quote154 A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure.
By: Tony Orlando

Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.
Henry Ward Beecher

True friends appear less moved than counterfeit.
Homer

A friend in power is a friend lost.
Henry Brooks Adams

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.
Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only silence.
Pam Brown

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