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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
Tennessee Williams
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Unknown
If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.
Unknown
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
Unknown
By: Unknown
By: Stevie Nicks
By: Gale Sayers
By: Sri Sathya Sai Baba
Good bye, proud world! I’m going home, Thou art not my friend, I am not thine.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
This is awesome, we are all such great friends. It feels so good knowing we turned it around.
Mike Strickland
No man on his death bed ever looked up into the eyes of his family and friends and said, "I wish I'd spent more time at the office.
Unknown
We were best friends, and everything was so wonderful until I realized that I love you, so I´m sorry that I fell in love with you, but I can't be your friend anymore. All I have to say is thank you for all the wonderful moments in which you treated me like someone special, and that you made me feel like one of the most important people in the world.
Daphnee Rangel
Memories last forever never do they die. Best friends stick together and never say goodbye.
Author Unknown
By: Linda Talley
By: Unknown
By: Stone Temple Pilots
By: Phyllis Diller
By: Tony Orlando
When friends stop being frank and useful to each other, the whole world loses some of its radiance.
Unknown
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
Phyllis Diller
These people aren't your friends, they're paid to kiss your feet.
Radiohead
We beat them twice in the regular season, but that doesn't matter now. We are all friends, but it goes away when you are on the court.
Ryan Sims
We haven't done anything for him yet. We'll probably sing happy birthday to him or something.
Mike Imoh