The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
Tennessee Williams

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Unknown

If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.
Unknown

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
Unknown

quote67 The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend.I have no wealth to bestow on him.If he knows that I am happy in loving him,he will want no other reward.Is not friendship divine in this?Good friends are hard to find,harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
By: Unknown

quote83 For 70 nights, right across America, I've been getting out there with two ex-lovers and we've been playing songs which are so specific about each of us, you just wouldn't know. We're friends now but we can't forget what happened between us.
By: Stevie Nicks

quote13 "I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it."""
By: Gale Sayers

quote19 YOUR friends today attach themselves not to you but to your purse or to some advantage they can gain through your father's kindness. When your purse is empty or when your father is no longer in power, they bid you good-bye.
By: Sri Sathya Sai Baba

It was a great game. It was a wonderful game for me, it'll be hard to say goodbye to all the coaches. I've made some good friends over the years.
Rene Villalva

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.
Anon

We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
Unknown

A friendship that can end never really began.
Publilius Syrus

We take it for granted we know the whole story - We judge a book by its cover and read what we want between selected lines.
Axl Rose Quote

quote99 Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.
By: Linda Talley

quote65 Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
By: Unknown

quote33 If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
By: Stone Temple Pilots

quote77 Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
By: Phyllis Diller

quote154 A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure.
By: Tony Orlando

A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn't make it any less weird though.
Orlando Bloom

You keep saying how this is wrong, and maybe tonight it is. But just to set the record straight... I'm a firm believer that sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing.
Unknown

We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
Unknown

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
Richard Jeni

A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
Anonymous

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