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“Fake relationships and fake people coming up to me and all of a sudden wanting to be my friend.”
Jason Ritter

True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves, found everywhere.

“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.”
Richard Jeni

“You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.”
Joan Jett

“I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.”
Luke Perry

“Where does all the fake love come from? Is it them or is it me?”

quote56 Good bye, proud world! I’m going home, Thou art not my friend, I am not thine.
By: Ralph Waldo Emerson

quote34 Friends,books,a cheerful heart,and conscience clear.Are the most choice companions we have here.
By: William Mather

quote48 I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
By: Unknown

quote9 “From the backstabbing co-worker to the meddling sister-in-law, you are in charge of how you react to the people and events in your life. You can either give negativity power over your life or you can choose happiness instead. Take control and choose to focus on what is important in your life. Those who cannot live fully often become destroyers of life.”
By: Anais Nin

quote6 "A good friend would bail you out of jail, but a true friend would be sitting next to you saying, ""That was AWSOME""!!"
By: by Tessa

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dave was a guy who gave me a chance. I'll forever be grateful. Besides my boss, he is my friend.
Mark Kostek

True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing.
Baltasar Gracian

It's obviously a case of friends staying out late and partying into the early morning.
Rich Pruitt

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Branch Rickey

quote99 Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.
By: Linda Talley

quote65 Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
By: Unknown

quote33 If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
By: Stone Temple Pilots

quote77 Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
By: Phyllis Diller

quote154 A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure.
By: Tony Orlando

Your best friend is the only one who would tell you the person you are in love with is a sexually ambivalent man-child.
Jennifer Jason Leigh

He had said his good-byes to his family and to his friends. He is distressed that he has had to put these people that he cares about through this process and may only have to put them through it again.”
Robert Nigh

It was a very weird happening. But it feels good that I had so many friends from my home town here to spend my birthday with me. It was the biggest birthday party I've ever had.
Joannie Rochette

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
Charles Caleb Colton

That's the point of a jam, ... It feels good to do it, to just lay around, smoke out, talk to your friends and have things keep moving.
Courtney Taylor

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