best friend joke quotes
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
By: Sri Sathya Sai Baba
By: Hilary Clinton
By: Samuel Paterson
By: by Melissa l. Magcawas
By: Robert Nigh
Lovers may be -- and indeed generally are -- enemies, but they never can be friends, because there must always be a spice of jealousy and a something of Self in all their speculations.
Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad.
I lost a lot of good friends.
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it's the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friend.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Real friends are very special, but you have to be careful because sometimes you have a friend and you think they are made of rock, then suddenly you realise they're only made of sand. It's a terrible thing to go through life thinking that you have a rock on your side when you haven't.
By: Linda Talley
By: Stone Temple Pilots
By: Phyllis Diller
By: Tony Orlando
A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
My best friend missed three one-and-ones. I still get mad at him for that.
Sometimes the best way to lose a good friend is to go into business with a friend. The reason being you can't end the business day. The friendship always extends beyond the normal eight-hour day.
Friends are made by many acts and lost by only one.
You show people what you're willing to fight for when you fight your friends.