best friend joke quotes
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
By: Sri Sathya Sai Baba
By: Hilary Clinton
By: Samuel Paterson
By: by Melissa l. Magcawas
By: Robert Nigh
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care to acquire.
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
However rare true love may be,it is less so than true friendship.
Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Friends Chandler Quote
The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.
By: Linda Talley
By: Stone Temple Pilots
By: Phyllis Diller
By: Tony Orlando
May God grant you always...A sunbeam to warm you, a moonbeam to charm you, a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you. Laughter to cheer you. Faithful friends near you. And whenever you pray, Heaven to hear you.
It's really cool to see such a big cake. We sing Happy Birthday . What would a party be without a birthday cake?.
A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
When friends stop being frank and useful to each other, the whole world loses some of its radiance.