He who throws away a friend is as bad as he who throws away his life.
Sophocles

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
Tennessee Williams

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Unknown

If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.
Unknown

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
Unknown

quote19 YOUR friends today attach themselves not to you but to your purse or to some advantage they can gain through your father's kindness. When your purse is empty or when your father is no longer in power, they bid you good-bye.
By: Sri Sathya Sai Baba

quote141 You show people what you're willing to fight for when you fight your friends.
By: Hilary Clinton

quote94 Friends are needed both for joy and for sorrow.
By: Samuel Paterson

quote14 Thank you for the friendship you have offered, rest assured that I'll treasure it in my heart and will always remember that once in my life, I've known someone like you.
By: by Melissa l. Magcawas

quote294 He had said his good-byes to his family and to his friends. He is distressed that he has had to put these people that he cares about through this process and may only have to put them through it again.
By: Robert Nigh

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care to acquire.
La Rochefoucauld

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Johnny Carson

However rare true love may be,it is less so than true friendship.
La Rochefoucauld

Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Friends Chandler Quote

The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.
Jon Stewart

quote99 Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.
By: Linda Talley

quote65 Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
By: Unknown

quote33 If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
By: Stone Temple Pilots

quote77 Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
By: Phyllis Diller

quote154 A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure.
By: Tony Orlando

May God grant you always...A sunbeam to warm you, a moonbeam to charm you, a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you. Laughter to cheer you. Faithful friends near you. And whenever you pray, Heaven to hear you.
Unknown

It's really cool to see such a big cake. We sing Happy Birthday . What would a party be without a birthday cake?.
Francie Novo

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
Unknown

When friends stop being frank and useful to each other, the whole world loses some of its radiance.
Unknown

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