The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
Tennessee Williams

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Unknown

If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.
Unknown

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
Unknown

quote19 YOUR friends today attach themselves not to you but to your purse or to some advantage they can gain through your father's kindness. When your purse is empty or when your father is no longer in power, they bid you good-bye.
By: Sri Sathya Sai Baba

quote141 You show people what you're willing to fight for when you fight your friends.
By: Hilary Clinton

quote94 Friends are needed both for joy and for sorrow.
By: Samuel Paterson

quote14 Thank you for the friendship you have offered, rest assured that I'll treasure it in my heart and will always remember that once in my life, I've known someone like you.
By: by Melissa l. Magcawas

quote294 He had said his good-byes to his family and to his friends. He is distressed that he has had to put these people that he cares about through this process and may only have to put them through it again.
By: Robert Nigh

Lovers may be -- and indeed generally are -- enemies, but they never can be friends, because there must always be a spice of jealousy and a something of Self in all their speculations.
Lord Byron

Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad.
Anonymous

I lost a lot of good friends.
Brian O'Hara

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it's the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friend.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Real friends are very special, but you have to be careful because sometimes you have a friend and you think they are made of rock, then suddenly you realise they're only made of sand. It's a terrible thing to go through life thinking that you have a rock on your side when you haven't.
Maria Callas

quote99 Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.
By: Linda Talley

quote65 Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
By: Unknown

quote33 If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
By: Stone Temple Pilots

quote77 Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
By: Phyllis Diller

quote154 A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure.
By: Tony Orlando

A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
Anonymous

My best friend missed three one-and-ones. I still get mad at him for that.
Larry Bird

Sometimes the best way to lose a good friend is to go into business with a friend. The reason being you can't end the business day. The friendship always extends beyond the normal eight-hour day.
Marty Plotnick

Friends are made by many acts and lost by only one.
Proverb

You show people what you're willing to fight for when you fight your friends.
Hillary Clinton

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