I was just telling a friend of mine that I've never heard granny swear or raise her voice. She doesn't smoke, doesn't drink; she loves the Lord and that's what keeps her in long life.
Robert Buchanan

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.
Tennessee Williams

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Unknown

If friends were flowers, I'd pick you.
Unknown

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
Unknown

quote19 YOUR friends today attach themselves not to you but to your purse or to some advantage they can gain through your father's kindness. When your purse is empty or when your father is no longer in power, they bid you good-bye.”
By: Sri Sathya Sai Baba

quote141 You show people what you're willing to fight for when you fight your friends.
By: Hilary Clinton

quote94 Friends are needed both for joy and for sorrow.
By: Samuel Paterson

quote14 Thank you for the friendship you have offered, rest assured that I'll treasure it in my heart and will always remember that once in my life, I've known someone like you.
By: by Melissa l. Magcawas

quote294 He had said his good-byes to his family and to his friends. He is distressed that he has had to put these people that he cares about through this process and may only have to put them through it again.”
By: Robert Nigh

One friend in a lifetime is much, two are many, three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim.
Henry Brooks Adams

But during that same year, the two Christian guys I'd dated since high school youth group graduated from college and drifted out of my life.
Donna Rice

Don't be dismayed at goodbyes, a farewell is necessary before you can meet again and meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends.
Richard Bach

I told him I'm sorry. You just never want to beat your best friend knowing that they bowled a better game. I was just fortunate today. The breaks went my way.
Tommy Jones

quote99 Betrayal is about learning not to idealize external sources.
By: Linda Talley

quote65 Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
By: Unknown

quote33 If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
By: Stone Temple Pilots

quote77 Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
By: Phyllis Diller

quote154 A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure.
By: Tony Orlando

And I'm ready for the fakes. Ready to take off. Run some people over.
Pat McAfee

Memories last forever never do they die. Best friends stick together and never say goodbye.
Author Unknown

Only enemies speak the truth, friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.
Stephen King

Only trust thyself, and another shall not betray thee.
William Penn

The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Homer

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