I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend -- I didn't bother with him.
George Carlin

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There are three faithful friends -- an old wife, and old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Mark Twain

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
Mark Twain

True friends stab you in the front.
Oscar Wilde

Birds of a feather flock together.
George Withe

We English are good at forgiving our enemies, it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
P.D. James

quote470 Phoebe:So,well okay,so is...maybe there's something that I can do,y'know,just to,like,help make sure I get pregnant?
Dr.Zane:No,I'm sorry.
Phoebe:Wow!You guys really don't know anything!
Frank Jr:I know!Why don't you get drunk!That worked for a bunch of girls in my high school.

By: From friend Tv show

quote447 One should make good people their friends. One, who keeps good friends, benefits and lives in peace.
By: Rig Veda

quote277 """I wonder what Piglet is doing,"" thought Pooh.
""I wish I were there to be doing it, too."""
By: Winnie Pooh Friend Saying

quote486 Friends are made by many acts and lost by only one.
By: Proverb

quote199 Well, it seems to me that the best relationships - the ones that last - are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.
By: Gillian Anderson

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
Unknown

The Sunday graduation interfered with church activities.And a lot of the kids wanted to go to see their friends graduate at other schools.We talked to the class officers and we talked to teachers and we talked to parents and agreed this was something we wanted to try one year and see how it works.
Steve Lambert

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.
Anon

To keep a new friend, never break with the old.
Russian Proverb

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.
Len Wein

quote404 A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True friends stay together And never said goodbye.
By: Unknown

quote208 You will always be my best friend, you know too much.
By: Source Unknown

quote39 There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
By: Unknown

quote431 Good bye, proud world! Iím going home, Thou art not my friend, I am not thine.
By: Ralph Waldo Emerson

quote356 It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.
By: Latin Proverb

All we need is the truth in our hand. Someone to call a friend. Never fear the darkness. All we need is just the sun in the sky. And the hope of a summer to come with the meaning of love.
Author Unknown

Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.
Henry Ward Beecher

A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying...'Damn, that was fun!'.
Unknown

I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it.
Gale Sayers

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx

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