Funny quote from friends
There are three faithful friends -- an old wife, and old dog, and ready money.
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.
True friends stab you in the front.
Birds of a feather flock together.
We English are good at forgiving our enemies, it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
Phoebe:Wow!You guys really don't know anything!
Frank Jr:I know!Why don't you get drunk!That worked for a bunch of girls in my high school.
By: From friend Tv show
By: Rig Veda
""I wish I were there to be doing it, too."""
By: Winnie Pooh Friend Saying
By: Gillian Anderson
True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island..to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing.
Though we drifted apart in distance I still think of you as being right here. And although we have many new friends, it is our friendship that means the most to me.
Two loving family men, two dedicated soldiers, two friends, and two brothers in arms have fallen in selfless duty to their country.
Col. Stuart Sharpe
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness, to an opponent, tolerance, to a friend, your heart, to your child, a good example, to a father, deference, to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you, to yourself, respect, to all men, charity.
My best friend is the one who brings our the best in me.
By: Source Unknown
By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
By: Latin Proverb
In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue. If we have enough friends, we may go on for years, intending to leave, talking about leaving - instead of actually getting up and leaving.
Some girls get swept up in the lifestyle-- clubbing and partying with celebrities. You can't live your life like that, though. It's fake.
The best relationships--friendship and otherwise--tend to be those where you *can* say anything to the other person but you don't say *everything*.
Audrey Beth Stein
What is happening to me? Crazy, some would say. Where is my friend when I need you most?.
I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.