Funny friend joke saying
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Edwin Arlington Robinson
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
Friendship, n. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul.
Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
By: La Rochefoucauld
By: Soren Kierkegaard
By: H. Jackson Brown, Jr
Every now and then, we find a special friend, who never lets us down, who understands it all, reaches out each time I fall. You are the best friend that I found. I know you can't stay, but part of you will never go away. I'll make a wish for you and
Your best friend is the only one who would tell you the person you are in love with is a sexually ambivalent man-child.
Jennifer Jason Leigh
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.
True friends are the ones who never leave your heart, even if they leave your life for awhile. Even after years apart, you pick up with them right where you left off, and even if they die they're never dead in your heart.
A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True friends stay together And never said goodbye.
By: Gillian Anderson
By: Monty Python
By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
By: Ben Savage
All of us became real close friends. My best friends aren't from high school or college. They're from the YMCA and from that noon running group. The runs, the jokes, the stories ... you become a family, and you don't want to miss out.
True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island..to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune, to keep him is a blessing.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
A friend is a present you give yourself.
Robert Louis Stevenson
People who don't Think probably don't have Brains, rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.
Winnie Pooh Friend Quote