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Funny how when it breaks off, you lose friends and for some odd reason, you get more friends than you had before ....
by Spunk

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
Benjamin Franklin

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
Euripides

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
By: Edwin Arlington Robinson

Your best friends are those who speak well of you behind your back.
By: Sam Ewing

A good friend is as rare as a left-handed person in a world filled with right-handed people. He simply stands out!
By: by Shane VJ Stoffels

I don't think there's a problem with being a teen idol, if that happens to me, I'll be happy to deal with it.
By: Josh Hartnett

Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
By: Alonso of Aragon

I just want to take this opportunity to wish a Happy Birthday to all of you out there celebrating your 100th birthday today.
Willard Scott

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.
Yassir Arafat

Tomorrow will be dying.
Unknown

I didn't like school a whole lot because I would rather be outside playing than inside studying, ... I played with my friends and my family, and we always played sports. That's how it was back then and I'm still playing today.
Vinny Castilla

Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends.
Unknown

I don't think there's a problem with being a teen idol, if that happens to me, I'll be happy to deal with it.
By: Josh Hartnett

Thank you for the friendship you have offered, rest assured that I'll treasure it in my heart and will always remember that once in my life, I've known someone like you.
By: by Melissa l. Magcawas

Memories last forever, never do they die. Friends stay together, never say goodbye.
By: Unknown

A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True friends stay together And never said goodbye.
By: Anon

There's no bad feelings from him and no bad feelings from me. He said 'I'm sorry. It's just one of those deals.' I said I understand. We've been good friends for a lot of years. I think he's a quality individual.
By: Dave Archer

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.
German Proverb

Friends are needed both for joy and for sorrow.
Samuel Paterson

You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does...
Tom Petty

Every now and then, we find a special friend, who never lets us down, who understands it all, reaches out each time I fall. You are the best friend that I found. I know you can't stay, but part of you will never go away. I'll make a wish for you and
Author Unknown

A girl's legs are her best friends, but the best of friends must part.
Redd Foxx