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Funny how when it breaks off, you lose friends and for some odd reason, you get more friends than you had before ....
by Spunk

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
Benjamin Franklin

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
Euripides

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

quote387 Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
By: Edwin Arlington Robinson

quote178 Your best friends are those who speak well of you behind your back.
By: Sam Ewing

quote111 A good friend is as rare as a left-handed person in a world filled with right-handed people. He simply stands out!
By: by Shane VJ Stoffels

quote269 I don't think there's a problem with being a teen idol, if that happens to me, I'll be happy to deal with it.
By: Josh Hartnett

quote355 Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
By: Alonso of Aragon

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones

Eventually you love people - friends or lovers - because of their flaws.
Karen Allen

Seems like I am always chosen to be the 'friend'. They can date other girls, and go out with other girls, but when it comes to me, I always hear those same three words...'let's be friends.' And I can date other guys, but the ones I really care about.
Unknown

There are those who pass like ships in the night, who meet for a moment, then sail out of sight with never a backward glance of regret, folks we know briefly then quickly forget. Then there are friends who sail together, through quiet waters and stormy weather, helping eachother though joy and through strife. And they are the kind who give meaning to life.
Unknown

To keep a new friend, never break with the old.
Russian Proverb

quote269 I don't think there's a problem with being a teen idol, if that happens to me, I'll be happy to deal with it.
By: Josh Hartnett

quote14 Thank you for the friendship you have offered, rest assured that I'll treasure it in my heart and will always remember that once in my life, I've known someone like you.
By: by Melissa l. Magcawas

quote126 Memories last forever, never do they die. Friends stay together, never say goodbye.
By: Unknown

quote432 A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True friends stay together And never said goodbye.
By: Anon

quote265 There's no bad feelings from him and no bad feelings from me. He said 'I'm sorry. It's just one of those deals.' I said I understand. We've been good friends for a lot of years. I think he's a quality individual.
By: Dave Archer

True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
Edna Buchanan

Good bye, proud world! Iím going home, Thou art not my friend, I am not thine.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love writers. All of my best friends are writers.
Patricia Clarkson

If your friend says of some picture,Yes, but what does it mean?ask him, what his carpet means or the circular patterns on his shoes.
Stephen Potter

It's wrenching enough to lose the man who is your lover, your companion, your best friend, the father of your children, without losing yourself as well.
Lynn Caine

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