Phoebe:So,well okay,so is...maybe there's something that I can do,y'know,just to,like,help make sure I get pregnant?
Dr.Zane:No,I'm sorry.
Phoebe:Wow!You guys really don't know anything!
Frank Jr:I know!Why don't you get drunk!That worked for a bunch of girls in my high school.

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Funny how when it breaks off, you lose friends and for some odd reason, you get more friends than you had before ....
by Spunk

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
Benjamin Franklin

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
Euripides

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

quote135 We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence of their help in need.
By: Epicurus

quote50 A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, But Diamonds are a girl's best friend...
By: Leo Robin

quote370 Let your best be for your friend...
By: Kahil Gibran

quote477 Of my friends I am the only one left.
By: Terence

quote424 "Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"""
By: Friends Chandler Quote

It's too bad to see a teammate go down and a good friend like that. It's unfortunate, but I'm just going to do the things I've been doing, that's working hard and working on preparation.
Alex Auld

You will always be my best friend, you know too much.
Source Unknown

I have lost my seven best friends, which is to say God has had mercy on me seven times without realizing it. He lent a friendship, took it from me, sent me another.
Jean Cocteau

It was awesome, the best trip I've been on. I came back telling stories to all my friends.
David Maldonado

As for us, my little friend, wee entered [the Communist Party] because we were tired of dying of hunger.
Jean-Paul Sartre

quote13 "I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it."""
By: Gale Sayers

quote294 He had said his good-byes to his family and to his friends. He is distressed that he has had to put these people that he cares about through this process and may only have to put them through it again.
By: Robert Nigh

quote238 Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
By: Author Unknown

quote432 A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True friends stay together And never said goodbye.
By: Anon

quote55 Good bye, proud world! Im going home, Thou art not my friend, I am not thine.
By: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living!
Amanda Bradley

A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably.
William Penn

I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating.
Leonardo DiCaprio

Friends are angels that come from above. Sent down from God for you to love.So if you are sad, and don't know what to do.Just remember that I care for you!
Source Unknown

There are those who pass like ships in the night, who meet for a moment, then sail out of sight with never a backward glance of regret, folks we know briefly then quickly forget. Then there are friends who sail together, through quiet waters and stormy weather, helping eachother though joy and through strife. And they are the kind who give meaning to life.
Unknown

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