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Funny Best Friend Saying



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Your best friends are those who speak well of you behind your back.
Sam Ewing

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Doug Larson

Of all the friends I've ever had, you're the first.
Bender, Futurama.

She's my best friend. She thiks I'm too thin, and i think she's a natural blonde.
Carrie Snow.

Friends are people who borrow books and set wet glasses on them.
E.A.Robinson.

A friends is someone who will hide you.
Philip Roth.

quote137 The sincere friends of this world are as ship lights in the stormiest of nights.
By: Giotto di Bondone

quote348 Though we drifted apart in distance I still think of you as being right here. And although we have many new friends, it is our friendship that means the most to me.
By: Unknown

quote23 ROSE IS A FLOWER, THAT STAYS FOR AN HOUR. BUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP HAS THE POWER THAT WILL STAYS FOR EVER ........Happy birthday my best friend.
By: Unknown

quote182 A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn't make it any less weird though.
By: Orlando Bloom

quote54 Good bye, proud world! Iím going home, Thou art not my friend, I am not thine.
By: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm lost in the middle of my birthday. I want my friends, their touch, with the earth's last love. I will take life's final offering, I will take the last human blessing.
Rabindranath Tagore

A friend is a present you give yourself.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Just Friends

Even though we are not together
I care about you more than ever
When we talk I feel so close to you
I don't know what I'm supposed to do

I have almost forgotten what you did to me
I was hurting in every part of me
I was sad knowing this is how it came to be
But now I am happy that you are there for me

I gave you my tears
I gave you my heart
You made me happy
Right from the start

When I write this now
I start to think
How happy you make me
For you and only you I must thank


by Gary R. Hess

Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student.
Patricia Heaton

Like any other kind of love, friendship can be lost within our lives due to neglect or anger or, sometimes, just because of the circumstances. However it is lost, we often lose a part of ourselves that can never quite be recovered.
Unknown

quote112 A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
By: Arthur Brisbane

quote344 How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend.
By: Unknown

quote373 For not many men, the proverb saith, can love a friend whom fortune prospereth unenvying.
By: √tschylus

quote468 Seems like I am always chosen to be the 'friend'. They can date other girls, and go out with other girls, but when it comes to me, I always hear those same three words...'let's be friends.' And I can date other guys, but the ones I really care about.
By: Unknown

quote381 Friends are needed both for joy and for sorrow.
By: Samuel Paterson

A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True friends stay together And never said goodbye.
Unknown

It was a great game. It was a wonderful game for me, it'll be hard to say goodbye to all the coaches. I've made some good friends over the years.
Rene Villalva

Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
Richard Bach

Seasons change, friends move away, and life goes on from day to day. Flowers fade and streams go dry and many times we wonder why. Yet we can always be assured because God tells us in His Word, that unlike changes in the weather, love goes on and las.
Unknown

Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.
Scottish Proverb

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