The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.
Jon Stewart

"Best Friends with your enemy Quote



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""The best way to destroy your enemy is to make them your friend.""
Abraham Lincoln

""God save me from my friends - I can protect myself from my enemies.""
Proverb

""In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.""
Martin Luther King Jr

It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true religion. The other is mere business.
Mahatma Gandhi

Sometimes your closest friend is your greatest enemy.
Jason Fong

""I just killed my best friend...and my worst enemy. """"What's the difference?""
Christian Slater"

quote170 Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
By: P. J. O'Rourke

quote386 Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
By: Thomas Jones

quote401 “We heard about the Smiths later, through friends. What attracted us was how they could get across the meaning of the lyric through the tone of the vocal. A lot of bands just try to be catchy. The Smiths wanted to be more.
By: Spencer Smith

quote467 A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.
By: Dave Matthews Band

quote419 You show people what you're willing to fight for when you fight your friends.
By: Hilary Clinton

The person, who causes the downfall of a noble woman... who causes loss to his friend...who despite of his superiority is ignorant, is called a fallen man.
Atharva Veda

You will always be my best friend, you know too much.
Source Unknown

If my life is of no value to my friends, then it is of no value to me.
Tameeka Joseph Smith

That's what offseasons are for. We've got a football game. Friends or family, your goals don't change just because you know someone on the other sideline. Everyone in football understands that.
Pat Hill

Age appears best in four things: old wood to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
Francis Bacon

quote10 Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.
By: Henry Ward Beecher

quote313 Poems to a TRUE friend to show you are happy....
If you're friendly and you know it, clap your hands.If you're friendly and you know it,clap your hands.If you're friendly and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're friendly and you know it, clap your hands!
By: Author unknown

quote340 Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends.
By: Unknown

quote37 There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.
By: Unknown

quote242 A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn't make it any less weird though.
By: Orlando Bloom

Friends are angels sent down to earth to make good days and help us find our way.
Unknown

Blessed, blessed is the True Guru, my best friend, He has led me to embrace love for the Name of the Lord.
Guru Gobind Singh

My wife, my family, my friends - they've all taught me things about love and what that emotion really means. In a nutshell, loving someone is about giving, not receiving.
Nicholas Sparks

Dave was a guy who gave me a chance. I'll forever be grateful. Besides my boss, he is my friend.
Mark Kostek

Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only silence.
Pam Brown

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