The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.
Jon Stewart

"A Real Friend Quote



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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Walter Winchell

A real friend is someone who does n0t give you expectation about delivering on some kind of peer group pressure.
Tony Orlando

Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty.
Sicilian Proverb

A real friend is a person who,when you've made a fool of yourself,helps you forget it.
Unknown

Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of 'friends'.
Unknown

""A real friend is not one who only entertain you, but one who cares about you, one who will be there when you cry""
Sent by David"

quote468 Seems like I am always chosen to be the 'friend'. They can date other girls, and go out with other girls, but when it comes to me, I always hear those same three words...'let's be friends.' And I can date other guys, but the ones I really care about.
By: Unknown

quote11 A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.
By: Arnold H. Glasgow

quote72 Though we drifted apart in distance I still think of you as being right here. And although we have many new friends, it is our friendship that means the most to me.
By: Unknown

quote204 "We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan, and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence."""
By: Joseph Roux

quote69 "The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb."""
By: German Proverb

To have a good friend is one of the highest delights in life; to be a good friend is one of the noblest and most difficult undertakings.
Unknown

An imaginary friend is often what the child needs it to be.
Barbara Goldstein

There are those who pass like ships in the night, who meet for a moment, then sail out of sight with never a backward glance of regret, folks we know briefly then quickly forget. Then there are friends who sail together, through quiet waters and stormy weather, helping eachother though joy and through strife. And they are the kind who give meaning to life.
Unknown

We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
Unknown

He was not out there when the initial fight started. He was coming to the aid of a friend.
Vickie Wareh

quote97 "A Brother may not be a Friend,but a Friend will always be a Brother."""
By: Benjamin Franklin

quote156 A memory lasts forever,Never does it die.True friends stay together And never said goodbye.
By: Unknown

quote54 Good bye, proud world! Iím going home, Thou art not my friend, I am not thine.
By: Ralph Waldo Emerson

quote256 I didn't think it would be very special. Coming back to a franchise, an organization that I worked for three years, it felt good to be back here. It was good to see a lot of old friends.
By: Ricky Williams

quote215 There are those who pass like ships in the night, who meet for a moment, then sail out of sight with never a backward glance of regret, folks we know briefly then quickly forget. Then there are friends who sail together, through quiet waters and stormy weather, helping eachother though joy and through strife. And they are the kind who give meaning to life.
By: Unknown

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.
Unknown

Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Spaceballs

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke

A lost friendship is an enemy won.
Unknown

[After that fight, Johnson told the Patriot News of Harrisburg, Pa., that several ex-teammates attacked him.] I was fighting about six-on-one, ... I was like a gladiator or something.
Unknown

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